Goat Joke Interceptor™
"Catches your terrible jokes before the victim does."
$1.00
Lazy scammers, we all know you can’t help yourselves. You’re in the middle of a “your computer has a virus” call and you just have to drop a weak-ass joke like “Looks like your bank account caught the virus too… hehe.” Next thing you know, the mark is roasting you and hanging up.
Enter the Goat Joke Interceptor — the revolutionary earpiece that listens to everything you say and instantly saves you from yourself.
How it works:
AI-powered joke detection instantly flags your lame dad-jokes, Bollywood one-liners, and “your mom” attempts.
Automatically cuts your mic and replaces your voice with a smooth, professional line.
If you still force a bad joke, it plays a loud goat screaming “MAAAAA!” to cover it up.
Bonus “Emergency Goat Mode” — floods the call with goat sounds and farm noises so the victim thinks their line is glitching.
Features:
“That’s not funny, beta” warning beeps
Pre-loaded professional responses for when the mark tries to clown you
“Goat Distraction Pack” — 50+ goat sound effects to buy time while you recover
Works perfectly with AnyMark Remote and the Curry Cow Chewer Silencer
Warning: Prolonged use may cause uncontrollable bleating during real conversations and an sudden urge to eat grass.